Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Adventures with Baby

Warning: This blog contains graphic text describing bodily emissions, and may not be suitable for some audiences. Reader discretion is advised.

That having been said... Holy cow, can Caitlyn ever spit up! She's managed to hit just about every surface in the house, both horizontal and vertical. She sits in your lap looking all cute and innocent, but it's a trick, to lure you in closer for a kiss. Once you're in range, look out! She can shoot three streams at once by using her mouth and both nostrils. She can projectile spit-up a shockingly long distance. She can spit up completely silently, carefully waiting for the moment when you look away - as soon as your eyes leave her face, a strange, warm wetness flows all over your hands/arms/shoulder, etc. She can spit up with amazing accuracy, usually aiming for either the inside of her jammies, or the inside of your jammies - whichever will be the most disgusting and difficult to clean at that particular instance. She can aerosolize her spit up, so that your glasses are coated with a fine spray. She can spit up while simultaneously feeding. It's crazy, I tell you!

Other than that, she's awfully cute :o)

2 comments:

NanNan said...

You and I must smell alike--- and it's not pretty!!! Gives "smells like a baby" a whole new meaning- but we love em!!! Funny visuals, 3 streams at once, aerosolize, like that word- keep posting- time for an updated picture of the awfully cute Caitlyn-

Tuffysmom said...

When can I come see her? Just name the time..